Wednesday, November 25, 2009

Piven's in town...

...So you may want to sanitize any public chairs before you sit down for the next little while (particularly in places like The Saddledome, strip clubs, and any generic d-bag bar).
Even just looking at that guy can cause painful urination and concerning discharge. Better safe than sorry, right?

~sarah p.

Sunday, November 15, 2009

The Best Shit Ever- Part 2

Obviously, I'm totally gay for Dolly!
"People still tell me I wear too much makeup in the daytime. I say, 'You mind your own business, I'll wear my makeup when I want to, how I want to.' I don't want to conform to anything."

I feel ya, guuuurl.

I love this bitch, and the fact that she has her own theme park (!) makes her even more amazing.

~sarah p.

p.s. Also, Tim Gunn... Too perfect! xoxo