Marco Primo is my hero.

...It's true, and he should be your hero too.

It was a good night, guys.

*Sigh*

I tried to resist for-pretty-much-ever, but I've gone and done it.

Myyyyyyyyyyyyyspaceeeeeeeeeeeee.

(don't worry, blog, I still love you the most).

p.s. My dancing shoes are on, chumps. Come out tonight and see what happens.

Allison is back from Vietnam today!

You guys get the point.

Melony Bronder...

...Expect to hear from me tonight.


Awesome CLC memory of the day:
Sarah B, Melony, Jenny Junk, and I all taking a nap in my tiny bed on a changeover day. Together. Love you girls.


p.s.... With last week's extra-long weekend falling flat after my body decides to fail me by getting sick, I have to make sure that my 1-day weekend this week is epic....More to come.

p.p.s.... When I say that a night is going to be 'epic', that usually means 'not epic at all'. When I say that I have to be home early, because of, let's say, some sort of yard sale (cross-reference May 7, 2005 in the archives), then the night will be perfect.

p.p.p.s.... The Culligan guy that brings us jugs of water every week is in love with me, and it's bringing awkward to a whole new level. Sorry, dude, not gonna happen.

p.p.p.p.s. I still think that Saturday night will be great, no matter what (Broken City. Be there). If not, Dim Sum on Sunday will make up for it. I have a history of keeping some pretty good company on Sundays, let me tell you.

p.p.p.p.p.s.....Sweet jesus, do I ever love this album. It's one of those albums that I forget I love from time to time, but I really shouldn't.

p.p.p.p.p.p.s.....Please listen to Marco tonight (90.9 FM at 10:30PM). I'll do my best to stay up, I promise. :)

p.p.p.p.p.p.p.s....I'm going to stop this now, okay?

I know you guys think I'm joking when I say it...

...But Ghostface Killah really is my favorite (living) member of Wu-Tang.
(just to clarify)

Nice try, Robotussin, but I can totally tell.

By the way:

Happy Valentine's.

Love. You. Guys.

(you know i do).

"International Relations" (wink, wink)...

Melony Bronder, I love you so, and I want to speak to you so, so, soon....However, because I am a disorganized bastard, I have lost your number! Please e-mail it to me, or anyone who knows and loves Melony (which is pretty much everyone), please help a brotha out.

p.s.... I wrote this on the camp message boards yesterday:

"Let me tell you, for a frozen white tundra, Calgary is neither frozen nor white. It's been like 10C every day for the past 3 months! I don't want to speak too soon, but I think I love global warming."

Turns out, I totally spoke too soon, and it's supposed to get mega-cold right away (like -28C....Too lazy to convert that for my American pals). I don't care who you are (big ups to my polar bear friends up north), that's m-fing cold. For real.

The countdown to maximum fun begins....

Did you know that in Alberta, we have this wacky holiday called "Family Day"? Yep, it's true. So, in exactly one week and three hours, I'll be getting a for-real long weekend, which is one of the main perks of having a real job, as I haven't had one (unless, of course, it was a self-made one) in quite some time.... Pretty jazzed about that.

Good news! My computer is fixed, I just have to coordinate with my fixer in order to pick it up, which may take a few days.... I promise I have some pretty fantastic ideas for when it arrives.

Have the greatest trip in the world, Allison!!! Take a million photos, please.

p.s. This is the best f-ing post Matt has done in years. Please read.

Got it.

2006 DVD is here.....Be prepped for a barrage of my favorite screencaps soon (soon as everything is fixed....I swear....soon-ish).
Rumor has it, there's a secret staff section, full of pre-week antics. Does someone want to e-mail me or comment with instructions on how to find it (Johnny Stapes, I'm nodding in your direction)?


...Got a Soucy-tacular e-mail today, and a call from Jenny Junk yesterday...You know how awesome that is.

Happy Birthday, Beana!

It will take me exactly 5 beers and 3 glasses of wine to get me through the doors of the Alley. Once I'm through, the excessive amount of alcohol combined with my love of you will keep me there. Happy 21st!!!

p.s. Martin Leung, you're my hero. Your mom came in for an appointment today, and flat-out said you were cooler than me. Not joking.

p.p.s. My computer is still not fixed. Not joking about this either. It's a long and entertaining story...Remind me to tell you guys sometime, when I have a bit more time on my hands.