Piven's in town...

...So you may want to sanitize any public chairs before you sit down for the next little while (particularly in places like The Saddledome, strip clubs, and any generic d-bag bar).

Even just looking at that guy can cause painful urination and concerning discharge. Better safe than sorry, right?

~sarah p.

The Best Shit Ever- Part 2

Obviously, I'm totally gay for Dolly!
"People still tell me I wear too much makeup in the daytime. I say, 'You mind your own business, I'll wear my makeup when I want to, how I want to.' I don't want to conform to anything."

I feel ya, guuuurl.

I love this bitch, and the fact that she has her own theme park (!) makes her even more amazing.

~sarah p.

p.s. Also, Tim Gunn... Too perfect! xoxo