here i am.

Thanks for all of the concerned e-mails, guys, but I'm totally not dead. However, my computer has the ultimate virus, so I have't had much luck getting online. Despite the fact that I only use it to mindlessly blather on and on about stuff that nobody cares about, I'm pretty dependent on my computer, so it'll get fixed pretty darn soon.

Hey! The cool kids will be at Broken City on Saturday for my birthday, so you should be there too.

p.s.... Mid-afternoon phone call from Sara D= The best thing EVER.
p.p.s.... DJ ?Uestlove show last night= In-the-running as best gift I've had in years. If you're not jealous right now, then you were probably there.

Please tell me you guys remember this...

http://www.jokaroo.com/funnyvideos/anti_drug_commercial.html

It was probably the best part of my childhood. That commercial brought more joy to my little 8-year-old mind than you could ever imagine.

p.s. Thanks to Nicole for wishing me a happy birthday a full week and a half in advance. You're the best, Nursey!