Beefy.

Hey Calgary! Let's get fat!
Correction: Let's get fat-TER than usual.

~sarah p.

p.s. Hey Lard-O, why don't you wash it all down with a Fat Elvis milkshake from Boogie's? Peanut butter and bacon, with a side of defibrillator. We Calgarians are risk-takers when it comes to our cholesterol levels.
Cardiac unit at the Foothills holla back. Cardiologists drive Bentleys in this town.