Nat Geo's 'Border Security'- Some Thoughts.

1. You can pretty much yell and scream and swear as much as you like to the border guards, and nobody will do anything, but if you try to bring in a raw chicken, best of luck to you, brother.

2. They WILL pull you aside if you are any of the following: a hippie, a hipster, traveling with the purpose of snowboarding, or wearing a winter jacket will no shirt on underneath.

3. A dude carried a pipe and a small sack of weed off the plane from Jamaica. He was coming from weed heaven, and landing in second weed heaven. Why does anyone ever feel the need to smuggle weed INTO Canada?

4. Australians apparently love cocaine. If they swab your credit card, and you are from the land down under, it will be positive by default.

5. If you are heading to Canada to work, you should get your papers straight before you come. Or don't. I don't care.


~sarah p.