Here are some things that I will have to get used to now that I have an I-Pod: 1)People always trying to be my friend just because I have an I-Pod. 2) No longer having my Wednesday night free, as I have to go to the secret I-Pod owner's club....I mean, because I have to stay home and clean my I-Pod. Yeah, that's the ticket.... 3)I'll have to realize that the constant admiring stares in my direction are not actually at me, but at my obscenely attractive I-Pod.