Alright.

So last night, I stayed up very, very late for no good reason (4AM!). I went down into my little mini-basement suite, put on some old-school funk and soul, danced a bit, and looked through old photos. Usually, I go out dancing once a week or so, but this week, I didn't make it out! ; )
Anyway, it was a good way to release some stress, but at 7AM, this guy shows up at the door from the phone company, and he's like "I'll get you online today". He didn't mention that it would take 6 hours. Luckily, I didn't have to work until 5PM, so I just waited around, but it was pretty early, and now I am tired.
...That was a horribly boring story. Sorry about that. Point is, I have my internet back.

It's funny how much I missed writing in my blog every day. I am the queen of telling pointless stories that are so esoteric that nobody gets them except me, and that's fine and well on my blog....In the past few weeks, however, I've been a story-telling maniac, which probably hasn't been fun for others around me. Sorry, guys....I promise that things will get better now that my internet is back.

You may be thinking to yourself: "What the hell has sarah been up to in the past three weeks?"
Well, here is your answer....In list form.

-Became the world euchre champion....However, my title was stripped after they found out that my "partner" was just a bunch of dirt stuffed inside of a windbreaker.
-Broke up Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston's marriage after making hilarious fake-Angelina Jolie calls to their house.
-Got a new job as the announcer at a roller derby....Then got fired for using the microphone to sing Toto's "Hold the Line" to a group of school children.
-Got arrested for scribbling crude drawings on a judge's robe....While he was still wearing it.
-Broke both legs in a tragic bubble-blowing accident.
-Fell asleep behind the 7-11, and woke up in a sweatshop in Bangladesh, and was forced to make those adorable little coats that all the celebrities put on their pets.
-Found Bigfoot, and made him water my lawn for below minimum wage.

Yeah, it's been a fun few weeks...Sorry you guys had to miss it.

Seriously, though...Missed you guys so much.