Can't beat 'em.

You probably already knew this, but The Food Jammers are so amazingly cool.
I could be making out with the Fonz in the front seat of a solid-gold caddy, wearing a pair of Dinosaur Junior Highs, while a freshly-resurrected Biggie and Three 6 Mafia do a personalized collabo in the backseat just for me, and I still wouldn't be as cool as those guys.

Yeah, they kinda dress like those dudes that spend a lot of time in the mitten section of Mountain Equipment Co-Op, but I'm willing to forgive it... These guys smoked some fucking meat in a file-cabinet (no innuendo here). They have also made a bagel-making machine, a whole city out of chocolate, and this one time, they made shabu shabu in a hot tub.

Also, one of them was on Trailer Park Boys a few times, and you really can't beat that.... Unless you're Gordon Ramsay, then you can do whatever you want, whenever you want.

~sarah p.