Stay classy.

Hey, old lady at the bus stop- I heard your massive foghorn belch, loud and clear (and you could've excused yourself. Manners aren't just for the elite, you know!).

Healthy-looking girl in yoga pants- I totally busted you 'discreetly' ducking into Diva Dave's to buy the latest in stripper gear, so don't look around like nobody saw you.

Chubby gals on a friendly walk in the park- Myself, and everyone around me, could've done without hearing about your latest vibrator purchases. Also you could've at least tried to brush your hair.

Check yourselves, ladies. Have a little class.

Just sayin'.

~sarah p.

HmHm.

I don't know, man. This movie is going to have a real 'Tales From the Cript' vibe to it.
That being said, it's official: Shoulder pads are back, motherfuckers (and there isn't a damn thing you can do about it).

~sarah p.