Thursday, April 22, 2010

The British Are Coming!

British kids are so much better than Canadian kids.
Firstly, they are so polite! Manners get you everywhere in this world (at least that's what my parents told me?).
Secondly, they wear the most adorable, proper uniforms! You know what happens when you dress little girls up in knee-socks and cute skirts and sweater vests? They dream of becoming royalty and having lush gardens and fancy tea every day. Growing up, half of the girls I knew wore Zubaz and grew up to be burlesque dancers (which, for those of you that don't know, is like being a stripper, except your father was actually present during your childhood). Stay classy, Canada.
Thirdly, the accent.
Need proof? Observe:

It doesn't matter that they all grow up to be chavs, chubby alcoholics, and snaggle-toothed slappers: British kids are the cutest thing (except for bunnies, cookies shaped like windmills, when cats are sleepy, mini liqueur bottles, Japan, and you guys)!

~sarah p.

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