Sunday, November 04, 2012

"Cannon Land".

Fuck you Nick Cannon.

Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you.

Fuck you and your custom Wonka candy room.
Fuck all of those in your life that benefit from said candy room.

It's not fair, Nick Cannon. You host a terrible TV show that takes up 80% of NBC's valuable airwaves, star in Drumline, and bang Mariah Carey, and you're the one that deserves a custom candy room?

Fuck you, Nick Cannon. You are truly the worst. 

~sarah p.

p.s. If I croak on the operating table tomorrow, and reincarnation is a real thing, then I hope I come back as an early 90's New Jack Swing video ho (as illustrated here and here).
Aside from my current life, I'm pretty sure it's the only way I'll be happy.

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