Things That I Own For Some Reason: Vintage Perfume Sample Collection.

I have no need for a vintage perfume collection, particularly because perfume does not age well. Each vial smells like a mix of rotten flowers and a bar bathroom after a long, hard night, and yet I can't force myself to throw them away. Somebody call 'Hoarders', or 'Hoarding: Buried Alive', or a similarly useless show, so they can publicly shame me into ditching half my stuff, because no matter how whimsical it is to own 30-year-old Dynasty perfume, it's also kinda fucked-up. 

~sarah p.

p.s. First long weekend of the summer!!! Let's all wear bathing suits and make blender drinks!