Sunday, September 25, 2016

I Love The 90's... Or Do I?

Imagine my delight when I stopped by Sev on my way home from work Friday night and they were offering Crystal Pepsi Slurpees, but the honeymoon didn't last long, my friends.

Either Crystal Pepsi tasted much better in 1992, or that slick Van Halen marketing campaign had me shook to the core.

It's like trying on capri pants and realizing that, although I was positive I was reminiscent of a Dave LaChapelle-style Aguilera in 2001, I actually just looked like a stumpy soccer mom. Or, like that time I tried to watch the animated version of Watership Down as an adult, and realized it wasn't a topical children's movie about adorable bunnies.

~sarah p.

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