Tuesday, August 21, 2007

Vacation. For real this time.

The top five best feelings in the world are as follows:
5. No pants (if you don't know what I'm talking about, the you are obviously wearing pants too often).
4. Forgetting about a song for a really long time, and the remembering it again (Like the time I forgot Rubberband Man existed for a month or two, but then I heard it somewhere and remembered again.... So amazing! So catchy!).
3. Sex for the fifth to five-millionth time (anything less has an air of awkwardness surrounding it, anything more, I'd assume, is boring). I should have my own advice column. It would be sassy and informative.
2. New shoes.
1. Paid vacation. Especially a paid vacation to the dirty south.

Okay bye.... Talk to you guys in a week.

~sarah p.

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