Tuesday, July 31, 2007

Is there anything he can't do?

When your name is Christopher Walken, you can do whatever the hell you want, and people are still going to love you. If you want to join in on the shittiest Jack Black comedy out there (playing some sort of schizophrenic uncle or something), that's 100% within your rights, and nobody's going to fault you for it. Let's say you want to write paragraphs in kitty books, or show up on an already-dead late-night sketch show whenever the hell you want.... Nobody will get mad at you, because you're Walken. If you feel like uploading videos of you roasting a chicken (even if you shove a million pounds of salt into the chicken, and fondle the gizzards semi-inappropriately), it's no big thing, because everybody will just like you more anyway. I'm pretty sure Eddie Murphy can't do any of that.

~sarah p.

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