Monday, June 06, 2011

The "hippo story".

The series of events leading up to this particular situation are probably so fantastically entertaining that it would ruin my whole life to hear the story. I would never think that anything was funny or cute or nice again, because the "hippo story" would top them all. You know what? It's better if I just picture a boring scenario, where the hippo and the man, both ultra-lonely, met on Craigslist for a cup of coffee, and one thing lead to another, and, well... Hippo in the bed.
Yawn.

~sarah p.

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