All I Do Is Win.

Do I even need to point out the blaring irony of the recent ads for Kevin James' new movie, The Zookeeper, set to DJ Khaled's 'All I Do Is Win' ?

Really, Kevin? Did you really aspire, as a fresh-faced, promising stand-up comedian, to become a perpetual dumb fat character that gets tricked into doing things by sassy CGI zoo animals?

No, Kev-Bo. Nobody wins in this situation.

~sarah p.

p.s. Jim Carey, I am also nodding in your direction.
(Penguins? Seriously, dude? You thought you could win us back with penguins?)

p.p.s. Anything prefaced by the term "from the makers of Paul Blart, Mall Cop" would, typically, have your average actor putting the script down before reading the first page. Apparently, "The King of Queens" is not your average actor.