Wednesday, April 25, 2007

Two little kids with a flow you ain't never heard:

"Don't try to compare us to another bad little fad I'm the mack and I'm bad give you something that you never had."

...Words spoken by true poets.
Notice the double-entendre of the word 'bad'. The initial 'bad' being a literal translation of the word (and a sweet knock on Another Bad Creation, because the competition between groups of 12-year-olds was intense in the early 90's), and the second 'bad' was used to denote that the group was "dope, good, or tight", as defined by urbandictionary.com.

I try to remember International Kris Kross Day every year, I really do, but every single March 24th, I leave the house with my pants on the correct way. I know people stare at me, and I know that they're all snickering to themselves, because I look like a total R-tard without stripes shaved in my eyebrows like everyone else.

Sorry, Kris Kross. I have some sort of mental block. In case I don't say it enough, thanks for making songs with lyrics that are easy for white kids like me to rap along to.
p.s. It must be so difficult to pee with your pants on the wrong way! Thanks for your dedication.
p.p.s. I'll be the first to admit that I did buy your second album, but the magic from "Totally Krossed Out" was not there. I realize that you guys probably work at a gas station now, and hindsight is 20/20, but in case you guys ever find yourselves in a recording studio again, you might want to keep that in mind. 'Preciate it.

~sarah p.

3 comments:

marco said...

if only i'd known about international kris kross day before hand...

sarah p. said...

I know! I always mean to remember every year, but the day always comes and goes. Next year, my friend.

Crystyle said...

They were #15 on listed top 20 under 20 yesterday.