Sauce Guides!!!

So, after reading "The Sauceguide to Gin", I realized that from now on, everything I read should begin with "The Sauceguide". Here are some titles that I'm looking forward to reading:

*The Sauceguide to Liquor That Comes in Plastic Jugs
*The Sauceguide to Keepin' it Real on a Budget
*The Sauceguide to Lip-Synching for Profit
*The Sauceguide to One-Night-Stand Etiquette
*The Sauceguide to Household Pests
*The Sauceguide to Dee Snyder
*The Sauceguide to Quantum Theory
*The Sauceguide to Rocking in the Free World