Happy 27th, Pickle!
~sarah p.
Yesterday, I was violently ill (and this time, it wasn't due to my alcohol consumption). I was one of the last people in my entire family to end up with some sort of stomach bug, and it was not very pleasant. I am feeling a bit better today, and plan on being in top shape by the weekend, but it's pretty safe to say that I took it easy yesterday, caught up on a little TV, and puked my guts out.
These were two of the 99 Strangest Photos of the Year..... Coincidence, or new fad sweeping the nation? You decide.
Am I really getting that old? I took this test today on teen-slang, and I failed miserably. With all of the time I've spent around children, you'd think I'd be totally hip to their language (I am, however, lucky enough to know what Thunder Tag is). I'm worried that I'm starting to look like the creepy older lady that hangs out at the bar and makes all of the 18-year-olds feel a little uncomfortable. I haven't started to wear leather pants or animal prints yet, so I guess I'm still safe... For now. Do me (and the world) a favor and stop me from going out to the bar when I have false teeth and a pension. Thanks.I don't know, that's why I'm asking you.
p.s. At first I was just joking when I said I was getting back into New Edition and Shanice and Boyz II Men (however, I was never joking when I said that I was totally into Bel Biv Devoe), but now, more and more often, I'm finding myself wishing that they'd just throw some of my favorite late 80's/ early 90's jams at the bar. There's something so endearing about that era of shitty pop music... It's so frigging sincere. I don't know what's going on in my head, but I do know that I'm about to go all grade-6 and start putting up posters on my wall and shit. Someone stop me before it's too late, please.

Those who know me know that I like to throw my palms up from time to time for those that make me smile a lil' bit.

Okay, this one doesn't look very sober, but I assure you that it is (kind-of).
So, there Crystal was, kissing Steve like it's no big thing...
...and I'm over with Breanne dancing the night away.
... And it is always the best thing ever to go visit Marco.
How do you finish off such an intensive night? Umm.... How about the ultimate 80's dance-party sleepover? Yessssssss.
So, while I'm planning to spend my weekend doing a little shopping, eating a little Thai food, and going out for some casual beers, a certain blog-partner of mine is hanging out with members of Wu-Tang. Just thought you'd like to know.... More on this later, I've probably already said too much.
I promised myself that I'd try to do a some of my x-mas shopping after work today. Just a little bit, maybe an hour or so. Now, I've never been a dude, so I don't know the true feeling of getting kicked in the balls, but I'd assume it felt something like standing in line at the mall this evening. Painful.
Well, another goal down.... I drank rye and bourbon all night, and I'm paying for it today.
When you're going to go sit by the lake and smoke some crack, do your best to make sure it's not a lake full of gators (and try to keep your clothes on)....
I made a hot dog, a giant sloth, a pig, and an elephant.
I don't really remember having a wedding or anything, but I think I am officially off the market. It seems that Crystal and I got married, as she made me the most lovely ring. Poor gal, now she has to support my broke ass (I do, however, cook nice meals almost every night, and will agree to putting out maybe once a week).

The other day, I was in the car with Allison, and I said to her "I don't know, man. If Kool Keith busts out any Ultramagnetic MCs, I'm going to flip". Well, guess what material he started out with last night? Yep.
One more day...

First and foremost, the game had to be watched.
Then it was all about dancing and hugging.....
...and maybe it was about drinking, too.
Ladies, ladies, ladies.
Guess who was there? Yep, Ryan.
So, this guy named Wonka was there, and he told me not to eat this gum that he had, but guess what I did? Yep, I ate it anyway. Then, I turned all blue. Jessica turned blue too, but it's because she hugged me too much, and got some sort of a contact-buzz or something.
Eeeeveryone was out on Thursday. The bar was electric...
...But not as electric as this shirt.
I was totally amped-up, even though I was running a pretty nice fever.
Guess who else was sick? Yep, Crystal.
When Crystal is sick (and has taken some medication and booze), you can totally grab her boob, and she won't even flinch or push your hand away.
Cups n' hair. No big thing.
We hadn't seen Duane in a loooong time.
Once in a while during the night, I would remember that I was sick and get all serious for like a minute..
...But it didn't take long for me to forget again.
At points, Crystal forgot about the whole 'being sick' thing too.