Crack is Whack.

Well, Whitney, you've really done it this time. Your house is gone, your relationship with international playboy superstar Bobby Brown is over, you're in court like every other day.... What do you have left? Well, not much after you sell all of your shit at one of the greatest garage sales ever.

Now, I've been to some pretty great garage sales in my day, but did they ever have cool outfits like this to buy? Oh, wait, yes they did. Nevermind.

Stay away from the rocks, kids.

~sarah p.